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Hot Jessica Simpson Online with Vh1 Behind The Torment by DeWayne Strickland
Jessica Simpson is scorching hot and Nick Lachey has been hung out to dry or has he?All over the net, you will find pictures of Jessica Simpson and they are all worth looking at!I even saw one with her sucking a red lollipop! Did Nick Lachey lose the catch of the day orwill he be stuck with a can of tuna or is it chicken?
I willingly would give more attention to Jessica Simpson and Lindsay Lohan, then write anarticle about Britney Spears! Watching TV last night, Fox News was comparing BritneySpears to Anna Nicole Smith's life and how both lives are examples of the dark downward spiral of living a crazy life. I would rather swim naked in a huge fish tank full of piranha's, then spend an evening with Britney Spears. Oops I did it again!
Vh1 did a Behind The Music on Nick Lachey and I like to call it "Vh1 Behind The Torment." Nick said the pain was building up in him like a gigantic gas bubble over the separationwith Jessica Simpson. It became so unbearable, he had to start singing about it or hewas going to break wind like hurricane Katrina! I would be going crazy myself, if I wasmarried to hot Jessica Simpson and the next thing I knew, we were filing for divorce. Thelast time I broke up with a girl, I felt like sticking my head in the porcelain god andvomiting my guts out, until I was dry heaving! Maybe Nick should have been a little moreproactive(pun intended).
It is a real pleasure to be watching TV on Saturdays and see hot Jessica Simpsonpromoting Proactive skin care. She is well endowed like a Sunday nun on a Friday night.I am sure Nick Lachey misses those nights holding her next to the roaring fire place,with glimmering golden lion statues. What really happened to Nick and hot Jessica Simpson?Did he get her mad by putting Proactive skin cream on her "TUNA FISH" sandwich? Remember the Jessica Simpson tuna fish joke? Chicken of the Sea tuna fish... Was it chicken or fish?
During his Vh1 Behind The Torment interview, he revealed how they drifted apart like a pieceof old wood floating downstream, in the backwoods of Kentucky. They just were not going in the same direction anymore. He did admit, her popularity affected the relationship and I thought he was handling it very well, until I saw his interview on Vh1. I, myself, had to holdback the tears.
Hot Jessica Simpson was getting all the attention and Nick was just hanging in thebackground. I noticed that happening more and more on TV with Nick. She would be on thered carpet and the paparazzi would be taking pictures of her, like she was the tabloids' dreamgirl of the year! Nick looked like he couldn't wait to hit the martinis once inside her currentmovie premiere. Granted, in The Dukes of Hazzard movie she did look stunning in her DaisyDukes. Nick did not get the positive paparazzi action she did and if I was a fly on the wall,I bet I would hear them argue about it until two a.m.
Nick Lachey was almost in tears on Vh1 Behind The Torment and you could just see thehurt in this young man's soul. Hot Jessica Simpson basically ripped Nick's heart out,cooked it on a grill with some chili spices and served it back in his mouth on a dirtyashtray. I really felt for Nick when the tears were welling up in his little eyes. It lookedlike Dane Cook stole an ice cream cone from him and said, "ha ha sucker, I am not justthe employee of the month, I am her new boyfriend!"
Remember the song, "hold on loosely" by the group 38 special. The song talks aboutgiving the proper space in a relationship. Did Nick hold on too tightly and then lose controlby letting his heart get in the way? It is not like Nick does not have the pick of the litternow, but there will always be a deep Michael Myers(Halloween) knife gashing into his heart,because of hot Jessica Simpson. On a good note, Nick is bouncing back by singing about his"SAW 3 Terror Experience" with Jessica. I think he should sing a song about tuna fish andhow it canned his relationship with Jessica. Nick Lachey's music career is sky rocketing andhe can thank it all to his "Hostel Torment Experience" with hot Jessica Simpson. Who saysyou can not learn something from Vh1 Behind The Torment! Way to go Nick!
Hot Jessica Simpson said in the March issue of Elle magazine, "it stung when ex-husband NickLachey jumped back into dating after the breakup." Her words were, "Oh, it hurt me." I didnot see the tears in her eyes, but I did see the sparkling magical work of the Proactive Solutionskin product on her face! Will Nick Lachey sing with Clay Aiken about being invisible? DoesClay Aiken's song sound more like an obsessed stalker, then a love song? Listen to the song"Invisible" closely and imagine Nick Lachey floating outside Jessica's bedroom window, like ascary ghost holding hands with Clay Aiken. I can just see the tears streaming down Nick's facelike Niagara Falls!
About the Author
DeWayne H. Strickland has been a Film Freak since the time he could walk and he is a crazy movie
review critic. Learn how you can "Watch Free Movies Online" at: http://www.moviedownloadmatrix.com
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